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If your religious Kill yourself

If your religious Kill yourself  Actual Advice Mallard

If you need to fart while shopping Just go into Abercrombie & Fitch

If you need to fart while shopping Just go into Abercrombie & Fitch   Actual Advice Mallard

If you murdered someone and told Reddit, You're gonna get caught.

If you murdered someone and told Reddit, You're gonna get caught.   Actual Advice Mallard

the best form of revenge is being an all-around good, decent, and happy person

the best form of revenge is being an all-around good, decent, and happy person  Actual Advice Mallard

if none of the 5-star reviewers have reviewed other products do not buy.

if none of the 5-star reviewers have reviewed other products do not buy.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be a dick To people that prepare your food.

Don't be a dick To people that prepare your food.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you are about to cheat on your significant other don't fucking do it

If you are about to cheat on your significant other don't fucking do it  Actual Advice Mallard

Make Ramen better by adding an egg right after you finish cooking the pasta

Make Ramen better by adding an egg right after you finish cooking the pasta  Actual Advice Mallard

marriage doesn't change anything. you can keep doing the exact same things you did before... if you want to get divorced

marriage doesn't change anything. 
you can keep doing the exact same things you did before... if you want to get divorced  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want 2 windows evenly split in half on your screen press the start button + left and then start + right for the next window

if you want 2 windows evenly split in half on your screen press the start button 
+ left and then start + right for the next window  Actual Advice Mallard
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