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If you touch something really hot dissapate the sensation by grabbing your earlobe.

If you touch something really hot dissapate the sensation by grabbing your earlobe. Actual Advice Mallard
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Hate the disease not the person

Hate the disease not the person Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to get away with something embarrassing tell people you lost a bet. You'll be seen as a dependable person and you will not have to worry about your embarrassing action.

If you want to get away with something embarrassing tell people you lost a bet. You'll be seen as a dependable person and you will not have to worry about your embarrassing action. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't remember your license plate number Keep a picture in your phone so you can promptly report it stolen

If you can't remember your license plate number Keep a picture in your phone so you can promptly report it stolen Actual Advice Mallard
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When Someone asks you to a dance and you say yes Actually Go with them or you look like an asshole

When Someone asks you to a dance and you say yes Actually Go with them or you look like an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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If something about your girlfriend annoys you you should probably work it out rather than making a meme about it

If something about your girlfriend annoys you you should probably work it out rather than making a meme about it Actual Advice Mallard
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toilet keeps auto-flushing? place a strip of Toilet Paper over the sensor

toilet keeps auto-flushing? place a strip of Toilet Paper over the sensor Actual Advice Mallard
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Self-conscious about going number 2 in a public restroom? Plug your ears

Self-conscious about going number 2 in a public restroom? Plug your ears Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't kill spiders THey kill the other annoying bugs in your house

Don't kill spiders THey kill the other annoying bugs in your house Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't judge large people There's a good chance you know nothing about them

Don't judge large people There's a good chance you know nothing about them Actual Advice Mallard
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