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if you're getting hanged make sure the knot is on the side of your neck so it breaks your neck, killing you immediately, rather than choking you to death.

if you're getting hanged make sure the knot is on the side of your neck so it breaks your neck, killing you immediately, rather than choking you to death. Actual Advice Mallard
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Go to studentinsurance.niu.edu And wave the schools insurance if you're already insured

Go to studentinsurance.niu.edu And wave the schools insurance if you're already insured Actual Advice Mallard
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find the nearest local mcdonalds and your set for 1 year

find the nearest local mcdonalds and your set for 1 year Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are having problems balancing a budget, round all expenses up to the nearest 100, and all income down to the nearest 100. You'll have a buffer of cash to save or use for emergencies, And even if you overspend a little, you won't go into the red.

If you are having problems balancing a budget, round all expenses up to the nearest 100, and all income down to the nearest 100. You'll have a buffer of cash to save or use for emergencies, And even if you overspend a little, you won't go into the red. Actual Advice Mallard
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911 dispatcher says when house sitting Have a sticky note with your address near a phone in case of emergency

911 dispatcher says when house sitting Have a sticky note with your address near a phone in case of emergency Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to be traveling to another state or country. notify your bank or credit union ahead of time. It will decrease the chances of charges being marked "Suspicious" or having your account frozen

If you are going to be traveling to another state or country. notify your bank or credit union ahead of time. It will decrease the chances of charges being marked
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don't rely on your partner to find something to do show them you have initiative and suggest something new

don't rely on your partner to find something to do show them you have initiative and suggest something new Actual Advice Mallard
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If your teen child wants to dye its hair colorful and you don't want it - allow it If it's just a phase then he will get tired of it (highschool bullying helps, too) eventually and won't hate you. If you don't allow it he will dye it when he is old enough

If your teen child wants to dye its hair colorful and you don't want it - allow it If it's just a phase then he will get tired of it (highschool bullying helps, too) eventually and won't hate you. If you don't allow it he will dye it when he is old enough Actual Advice Mallard
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use a guitar pick to remove glass screens from glass bowls.

use a guitar pick to remove glass screens from glass bowls. Actual Advice Mallard
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