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If you can't stop coughing blowing your nose will usually help

If you can't stop coughing blowing your nose will usually help  Actual Advice Mallard

Always take a cab home after a night of drinking an expensive cab ride is always cheaper than the cost of a dui

Always take a cab home after a night of drinking an expensive cab ride is always cheaper than the cost of a dui  Actual Advice Mallard

search for enjoyment in the little things in life as life is mostly made up of the day-to-day little things

search for enjoyment in the little things in life as life is mostly made up of the day-to-day little things  Actual Advice Mallard

Feel Free to take your baby to the movie theater But as soon as it starts crying. Leave.

Feel Free to take your baby to the movie theater But as soon as it starts crying. Leave.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't complain about the driver's driving That'll make them even more nervous

Don't complain about the driver's driving That'll make them even more nervous  Actual Advice Mallard

Girls don't like being called hot or sexy They prefer terms like beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, etc.

Girls don't like being called hot or sexy They prefer terms like beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, etc.   Actual Advice Mallard

For those of you on antidepressants Exercise induces the same neurobiochemical response as your medication. If you set a goal to get into shape, not only will you overcome your depression, but you will also gain confidence from your appearance.

For those of you on antidepressants Exercise induces the same neurobiochemical response as your medication. If you set a goal to get into shape, not only will you overcome your depression, but you will also gain confidence from your appearance.   Actual Advice Mallard

Want to make a confession? Do it today. If they don't forgive you, play it off as an April Fool's joke.

Want to make a confession? Do it today. If they don't forgive you, play it off as an April Fool's joke.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a meme tells you "enough internet for today" listen to it

If a meme tells you

If you're old enough to use it You're old enough to flush it

If you're old enough to use it You're old enough to flush it  Actual Advice Mallard
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