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If there is someone who claims they know the truth Run, and run fast, because in the name of truth they can do anything

If there is someone who claims they know the truth Run, and run fast, because in the name of truth they can do anything Actual Advice Mallard
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When a stranger makes unknown physical contact with you Always check your pockets, bag etc

When a stranger makes unknown physical contact with you Always check your pockets, bag etc Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't afford college in the United States, wait till you are 24. You will be considered an independent student and typically get large amounts of federal and state grants.

If you can't afford college in the United States, wait till you are 24. You will be considered an independent student and typically get large amounts of federal and state grants. Actual Advice Mallard
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If all her friends cheat on their boyfriends she probably will too

If all her friends cheat on their boyfriends she probably will too Actual Advice Mallard
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stop listening to me before i become just as bad as malicious advice mallard

stop listening to me before i become just as bad as malicious advice mallard Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to browse reddit and let the night pass by, open your singleplayer to LAN.

If you want to browse reddit and let the night pass by, open your singleplayer to LAN. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to destroy someones car don't put sugar in their gas tank use bleach instead. It will react with the gasoline to create rust that when driven, will be circulated throughout the car causing major damage

If you want to destroy someones car don't put sugar in their gas tank use bleach instead. It will react with the gasoline to create rust that when driven, will be circulated throughout the car causing major damage Actual Advice Mallard
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Never mix ammonia and bleach it creates toxic fumes and can kill you

Never mix ammonia and bleach it creates toxic fumes and can kill you Actual Advice Mallard
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If an employee ever sends you a picture of a flat tire Check the date the picture was taken

If an employee ever sends you a picture of a flat tire Check the date the picture was taken Actual Advice Mallard
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When folding the bottom sheet ...fuck it, I have no idea how to fold those things

When folding the bottom sheet ...fuck it, I have no idea how to fold those things Actual Advice Mallard
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