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Chances are that the box in which your breakfast cereal is contained is healthier than its contents

Chances are that the box in which your breakfast cereal is contained is healthier than its contents Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend doesn't put on mascara in the morning there is a high chance that she is sad about something because she might cry

If your girlfriend doesn't put on mascara in the morning there is a high chance that she is sad about something because she might cry Actual Advice Mallard
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don't take sex tips from cosmo

don't take sex tips from cosmo Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy a card that's blank inside, then copy content from another card. You'll save money and appear thoughtful and sensitive.

Buy a card that's blank inside, then copy content from another card. You'll save money and appear thoughtful and sensitive. Actual Advice Mallard
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when your ex tries to contact you ignore it

when your ex tries to contact you ignore it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're bored Do something interesting instead

If you're bored Do something interesting instead Actual Advice Mallard
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If you think you might want a motorcycle someday get one while youre still single. If you wait until your midlife crisis, your spouse will shut that shit down.

If you think you might want a motorcycle someday get one while youre still single. If you wait until your midlife crisis, your spouse will shut that shit down. Actual Advice Mallard
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WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT always make sure to Wipe your bum

WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT always make sure to Wipe your bum Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're writing a thesis back up your data

if you're writing a thesis back up your data Actual Advice Mallard
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The defense isn't a server Don't tip it

The defense isn't a server Don't tip it Actual Advice Mallard
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