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can't get rid of bad breath? Never leave the house without a pack of gum

can't get rid of bad breath? Never leave the house without a pack of gum  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't blame other people for your problems the more responsibility you take for your life the happier you'll be

Don't blame other people for your problems the more responsibility you take for your life the happier you'll be  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't be rude to those who handle your food

Don't be rude to those who handle your food  Actual Advice Mallard

If she's not cute after six shots Give up

If she's not cute after six shots Give up  Actual Advice Mallard

Women don't want a guy who's nice to everyone They want a dick who will be nice to only them

Women don't want a guy who's nice to everyone They want a dick who will be nice to only them  Actual Advice Mallard

When you're done using a roll of tape fold the end over itself to make a tab. Next time you go to use it you won't have to pick at it with your fingernail and swear at it.

When you're done using a roll of tape fold the end over itself to make a tab. Next time you go to use it you won't have to pick at it with your fingernail and swear at it.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are trying to view a forum page which requires you to be logged in view a google cached version to see the content

If you are trying to view a forum page which requires you to be logged in view a google cached version to see the content  Actual Advice Mallard

Always try to keep your tip jar empty people will feel bad and put their singles in it

Always try to keep your tip jar empty people will feel bad and put their singles in it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're going to drive a long distance and you start to get sleepy Stop somewhere by the road and take a nap. It will recharge your batteries and you won't be a danger to other drivers.

If you're going to drive a long distance and you start to get sleepy Stop somewhere by the road and take a nap. It will recharge your batteries and you won't be a danger to other drivers.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you understand every reference in a redditor's wife meme then you probably don't have a wife, so... it's time to go outside.

if you understand every reference in a redditor's wife meme then you probably don't have a wife, so... it's time to go outside.  Actual Advice Mallard
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