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If your windshield wipers are on Your headlights should be on too

If your windshield wipers are on  Your headlights should be on too  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't love the people that say they love you only love the ones that prove it

Don't love the people that say they love you only love the ones that prove it  Actual Advice Mallard

When staying at a hotel Tip well the first night to ensure good service rather than wait and see

When staying at a hotel Tip well the first night to ensure good service rather than wait and see  Actual Advice Mallard

want your beer or soda cold? wrap a wet paper towel around it when you put it in the freezer. ice cold drink in <5 minutes

want your beer or soda cold? wrap a wet paper towel around it when you put it in the freezer. ice cold drink in <5 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're the responsible adult in charge of a situation taking a picture will make it look like there isn't any responsible adult there at all

If you're the responsible adult in charge of a situation taking a picture will make it look like there isn't any responsible adult there at all  Actual Advice Mallard

Continue to post imgs and memes to r/atheism Just submit the link in a text-post with a title that indicates it for visibility

Continue to post imgs and memes to r/atheism Just submit the link in a text-post with a title that indicates it for visibility  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're thirsty during physical activity, it's too late drink regularly to stay hydrated

If you're thirsty during physical activity, it's too late drink regularly to stay hydrated  Actual Advice Mallard

Quack, quack quack quack, quack quack.... Quaaaaack

Quack, quack quack quack, quack quack.... Quaaaaack  Actual Advice Mallard

When trying to get Ice cubes out of a tray, Bend the tray so they pop out, then wet your finger and stick it to an ice cube. The ice cube will freeze to your finger, and come out with ease.

When trying to get Ice cubes out of a tray, Bend the tray so they pop out, then wet your finger and stick it to an ice cube. The ice cube will freeze to your finger, and come out with ease.  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep his stomach full And his balls empty

Keep his stomach full And his balls empty  Actual Advice Mallard
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