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Order Roasted chicken and vegetables from a chinese restaurant It's likely the server will give more of each but won't charge you extra.

Order Roasted chicken and vegetables from a chinese restaurant It's likely the server will give more of each but won't charge you extra. Actual Advice Mallard
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if something exists than its existence is an essence of its own existence

if something exists than its existence is an essence of its own existence Actual Advice Mallard
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wearing khakis, and don't want to ruin it with piss? sit down on the toilet to urinate

wearing khakis, and don't want to ruin it with piss? sit down on the toilet to urinate Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't text girls while you fap A horny 9 is a sober 6

Don't text girls while you fap A horny 9 is a sober 6 Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Leave your small children in hot cars

Don't Leave your small children in hot cars Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see a pizza delivery driver doing the speed limit THere is a good chance of a speed trap up ahead

If you see a pizza delivery driver doing the speed limit THere is a good chance of a speed trap up ahead Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can, get your undergrad in mathmatics You can do almost anything with a mathematics degree

If you can, get your undergrad in mathmatics You can do almost anything with a mathematics degree Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, have a fake ring that keeps turning your finger green? Put a coat of clear nail polish on the inside of the ring

Ladies, have a fake ring that keeps turning your finger green? Put a coat of clear nail polish on the inside of the ring Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't Plagiarize on Reddit You will be caught --------------- Steal things --------------- Recognized

Don't Plagiarize on Reddit You will be caught --------------- Steal things --------------- Recognized Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want to make front page just slap some common sense on a fucking duck. it just works. nobody knows why.

if you want to make front page just slap some common sense on a fucking duck. it just works. nobody knows why. Actual Advice Mallard
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