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Have good and bad news? tell the bad news first

Have good and bad news? tell the bad news first Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to save on quality ground beef, don't buy it already ground. Instead, find a good boneless roast that costs less per pound, and ask the guy who works in the meat department to grind it. You'll get it for the price of the roast.

If you want to save on quality ground beef, don't buy it already ground. Instead, find a good boneless roast that costs less per pound, and ask the guy who works in the meat department to grind it. You'll get it for the price of the roast. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't spam your Facebook friends if you want Candy Crush lives Set your phone date 1 day forward, go back into the game and see your lives refilled, set the date back and enjoy unlimited lives

Don't spam your Facebook friends if you want Candy Crush lives Set your phone date 1 day forward, go back into the game and see your lives refilled, set the date back and enjoy unlimited lives Actual Advice Mallard
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Instead of thanking some "God" for another day on this earth Thank your parents for giving you a life to live

Instead of thanking some
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guacamole turning brown keep avocado pit in same container when storing

guacamole turning brown keep avocado pit in same container when storing Actual Advice Mallard
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Not wearing a coat when it's cold Does not make you cool

Not wearing a coat when it's cold Does not make you cool Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are contemplating whether or not she'll find out if you cheat you better fucking believe she will

if you are contemplating whether or not she'll find out if you cheat you better fucking believe she will Actual Advice Mallard
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Teacher doesn't see Wikipedia as a legit source for writing a paper? browse your subject for source ideas and/or use the content as "prior knowledge"

Teacher doesn't see Wikipedia as a legit source for writing a paper? browse your subject for source ideas and/or use the content as
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if you are going to eat wild duck try and avoid fish-eating ducks, like scaups and mergansers, as the meat tends to taste fishy.

if you are going to eat wild duck try and avoid fish-eating ducks, like scaups and mergansers, as the meat tends to taste fishy. Actual Advice Mallard
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Put a Pallet under your stuff In case your stuff leaks

Put a Pallet under your stuff In case your stuff leaks Actual Advice Mallard
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