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WANT KARMa? post something awesome about Australia before you go to bed.

WANT KARMa? post something awesome about Australia before you go to bed. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your wife just had her first orgasm after four years of marraige She probably knew it was bothering you and faked it

If your wife just had her first orgasm after four years of marraige She probably knew it was bothering you and faked it Actual Advice Mallard
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When you get a scholarship, send a thank you to the donors. They'll really appreciate it and you might be willing to help you out in the future.

When you get a scholarship, send a thank you to the donors. They'll really appreciate it and you might be willing to help you out in the future. Actual Advice Mallard
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To cure the hiccups Plug your ears while you drink a glass of water

To cure the hiccups Plug your ears while you drink a glass of water Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't vandalize wikipedia

Don't vandalize wikipedia Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. ever. ever.... ever! masturbate with Icy hot

Never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. ever. ever.... ever! masturbate with Icy hot Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're struggling to sleep because you have too much on your mind, Get a pen and paper and write down everything you're thinking of That way you get it off your chest, but won't forget it tomorrow morning. Don't use your computer or phone, it will make

If you're struggling to sleep because you have too much on your mind, Get a pen and paper and write down everything you're thinking of That way you get it off your chest, but won't forget it tomorrow morning. Don't use your computer or phone, it will make Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy yourself some moist baby wipes When you take a poop, your butthole will thank you

Buy yourself some moist baby wipes When you take a poop, your butthole will thank you Actual Advice Mallard
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QUACK QUACK

QUACK QUACK Actual Advice Mallard
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Can't go to sleep? Lay still and breathe deeply for 10 minutes and you should go right to sleep

Can't go to sleep? Lay still and breathe deeply for 10 minutes and you should go right to sleep Actual Advice Mallard
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