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If you have an itchy throat scratch your ear, it will cause a reflex in the throat thats stops the itching

If you have an itchy throat scratch your ear, it will cause a reflex in the throat thats stops the itching Actual Advice Mallard
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If your going to carve something into a 3500 year old tomb Don't use your real name

If your going to carve something into a 3500 year old tomb Don't use your real name Actual Advice Mallard
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ask out a girl on April Fool's day that way if she rejects you, you can pass it off as a prank

ask out a girl on April Fool's day that way if she rejects you, you can pass it off as a prank Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't talk about your relationship problems with your SO you're in the wrong relationship

If you can't talk about your relationship problems with your SO you're in the wrong relationship Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend enjoys anal the first time you have it It's probably not her first time

If your girlfriend enjoys anal the first time you have it It's probably not her first time Actual Advice Mallard
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If a guy you friendzoned gets a girlfriend You are now in the same position you put him. Don't expect him to treat you the same way.

If a guy you friendzoned gets a girlfriend You are now in the same position you put him. Don't expect him to treat you the same way. Actual Advice Mallard
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when you see links on the front page multiple days old its time to go to sleep

when you see links on the front page multiple days old its time to go to sleep Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER CHEATS ON YOU SAVE YOURSELF AND LEAVE THE FIRST TIME

IF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER CHEATS ON YOU SAVE YOURSELF AND LEAVE THE FIRST TIME Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't move far away for a boyfriend or girlfriend Unless you're engaged and have a ring and a date

Don't move far away for a boyfriend or girlfriend Unless you're engaged and have a ring and a date Actual Advice Mallard
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Chew gum while you cut onions That will stop you from crying

Chew gum while you cut onions That will stop you from crying Actual Advice Mallard
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