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If you have a random/awkward boner flex your abdominal muscle to cut off blood flow

If you have a random/awkward boner flex your abdominal muscle to cut off blood flow Actual Advice Mallard
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Subscribe to r/LifeProTips and use those posts to make Actual Advice Mallards

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If its cold enough to see your own breath its cold enough to see your farts in public

If its cold enough to see your own breath its cold enough to see your farts in public Actual Advice Mallard
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When you drink a slushie down to the ice Pour a Mike's or Smirnoff in it

When you drink a slushie down to the ice Pour a Mike's or Smirnoff in it Actual Advice Mallard
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never try to pop a pimple on your nose before a big date it will only make it worse.

never try to pop a pimple on your nose before a big date it will only make it worse. Actual Advice Mallard
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If he's asking the Internet for oral sex tips Try telling him what you like

If he's asking the Internet for oral sex tips Try telling him what you like Actual Advice Mallard
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If you don't want to be arrested for possession of marijuana don't smoke marijuana

If you don't want to be arrested for possession of marijuana don't smoke marijuana Actual Advice Mallard
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If you meet a girl and she gives your her number use her phone number, dont add her on facebook

If you meet a girl and she gives your her number use her phone number, dont add her on facebook Actual Advice Mallard
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don't understand your mom well get your hearing aid on!!!!

don't understand your mom well get your hearing aid on!!!! Actual Advice Mallard
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Ambition is the path to success Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in

Ambition is the path to success Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in Actual Advice Mallard
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