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If a man fucks you once, get the fuck out He will fuck you again

If a man fucks you once, get the fuck out He will fuck you again  Actual Advice Mallard

TRY not to be a cunt.

 TRY not to be a cunt.  Actual Advice Mallard

disorientated in a neighborhood you've never been in? use google maps

disorientated in a  neighborhood you've never been in?  use google maps  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to get rid of pimples with out applying cream dip a wash cloth in hot water and add pressure

Want to get rid of pimples with out applying cream dip a wash cloth in hot water and add pressure   Actual Advice Mallard

CROSSING YOUR FINGERS THAT YOU WON'T GET PREGNANT? TRY CROSSING YOUR LEGS INSTEAD

CROSSING YOUR FINGERS THAT YOU WON'T GET PREGNANT? TRY CROSSING YOUR LEGS INSTEAD  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't post memes on reddit based on ones that made the front page You're just piggy backing someone else's karma

Don't post memes on reddit based on ones that made the front page You're just piggy backing someone else's karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to listen to a youtube song on replay? Replace the "youtube" with "endlessvideo"

Want to listen to a youtube song on replay? Replace the

you can use facebook search to look up email addresses and phone numbers you don't recognize

you can use facebook search to look up email addresses and phone numbers you don't recognize  Actual Advice Mallard

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if you need help as musician smashyorecords.co.uk 
will mix/master tracks for free  Actual Advice Mallard

Date a few of the attractive but kinda weird drama girls in highschool When you're older and she becomes famous and more attractive you can tell all your friends that you used to date her

Date a few of the attractive but kinda weird drama girls in highschool When you're older and she becomes famous and more attractive you can tell all your friends that you used to date her   Actual Advice Mallard
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