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If your sex is on fire there's a good chance you have Chlamydia

If your sex is on fire there's a good chance you have Chlamydia  Actual Advice Mallard

Common Sense Now give me karma

Common Sense Now give me karma  Actual Advice Mallard

Walking alone downtown at night? Carry an umbrella. They look like police batons.

Walking alone downtown at night? Carry an umbrella. They look like police batons.   Actual Advice Mallard

Tired of ugly graffiti in your hood? Buy a can of hot pink spray paint and write "LOVES COCK!" next to every tag. The gangstas will be out within the week to clean it up!

Tired of ugly graffiti in your hood? Buy a can of hot pink spray paint and write

don't just go to google and click "images" go immediately to google.com/images and to everywhere else in google

don't just go to google and click

Don't comment or reply on your post if it's been downvoted to hell odds are your comments will be downvoted as well

Don't comment or reply on your post if it's been downvoted to hell odds are your comments will be downvoted as well   Actual Advice Mallard

Need a fun office prank? CTRL+ALT+↓ flips the screen

Need a fun office prank? CTRL+ALT+↓ flips the screen  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to know if the condom broke Fill it up with water after you're done using it

If you want to know if the condom broke Fill it up with water after you're done using it  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are going to use a condom, and you should... remember that using two at the same time causes them to break easier... but that wont matter if its with marli, that bitch is GONE

If you are going to use a condom, and you should... remember that using two at the same time causes them to break easier... but that wont matter if its with marli, that bitch is GONE  Actual Advice Mallard

at quickmeme you can get the direct link for your image by viewing the webpage source and searching for ".jpg"

at quickmeme you can get the direct link for your image by viewing the webpage source and searching for
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