Actual Advice Mallard

I'VE nEVER been so high in my life I feel like im floating

I'VE nEVER been so high in my life I feel like im floating  Actual Advice Mallard

If you can't afford losing your job you can't afford having it.

If you can't afford losing your job you can't afford having it.  Actual Advice Mallard

if a rabbit say's its rabbit season agree

if a rabbit say's its rabbit season agree  Actual Advice Mallard

don't pee in the sink

 don't pee in the sink  Actual Advice Mallard

Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth. But trust me on the sunscreen…

 Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of 
fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the 
ugly parts and recycling it for more than 
it’s worth.  But trust me on the sunscreen…  Actual Advice Mallard

Always pick 100 Duck-Sized horses even at this size i could destroy you

Always pick 100 
Duck-Sized horses even at this size i 
could destroy you  Actual Advice Mallard

you don't see the world exactly as it is you see the world based on what your senses and intelligence tells you

you don't see the world exactly as it is you see the world based on what your senses and intelligence tells you  Actual Advice Mallard

use google chrome

 use google chrome  Actual Advice Mallard

IF SOMEONE ASKS IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WIHT THEM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO HANG OUT WITH THEM

IF SOMEONE ASKS IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT WIHT THEM YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GO HANG OUT WITH THEM  Actual Advice Mallard

Tricks don't keep your girlfriend around Being a decent boyfriend keeps your girlfriend around

Tricks don't keep your girlfriend around  Being a decent boyfriend keeps your girlfriend around   Actual Advice Mallard
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