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While Driving Unfortunately the only car you can drive is your own. Motherfuckers won't use turn signals and the earth keeps spinning.

While Driving Unfortunately the only car you can drive is your own. Motherfuckers won't use turn signals and the earth keeps spinning. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have a sunburn Don't go ju-jitsu

If you have a sunburn Don't go ju-jitsu Actual Advice Mallard
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quack Actual Advice Mallard
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When ordering french fries ask for unsalted They'll make you new fresh fries which you can put salt on later

When ordering french fries ask for unsalted They'll make you new fresh fries which you can put salt on later Actual Advice Mallard
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As soon as you're old enough, start managing your credit wisely It will save you hundreds maybe thousands of dollars in the future

As soon as you're old enough, start managing your credit wisely It will save you hundreds maybe thousands of dollars in the future Actual Advice Mallard
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Is it going to snow? If its not too cold out put down some salt and you won't have to shovel

Is it going to snow? If its not too cold out put down some salt and you won't have to shovel Actual Advice Mallard
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If you see something hilarious on the internet thats not on reddit it has most certainly already been here

If you see something hilarious on the internet thats not on reddit it has most certainly already been here Actual Advice Mallard
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Scraped Yourself, but not deep enough to bleed? Rub some saliva on it, it will go away almost instantly.

Scraped Yourself, but not deep enough to bleed? Rub some saliva on it, it will go away almost instantly. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't fake a murder We know op wont deliver

Don't fake a murder We know op wont deliver Actual Advice Mallard
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Never get involved in a land war in asia

Never get involved in a land war in asia Actual Advice Mallard
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