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jack off before hanging out with a girl you like you're welcome

jack off before hanging out with a girl you like you're welcome Actual Advice Mallard
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Stale Bread? Take them to the pond and feed them to me. I love stale bread!

Stale Bread? Take them to the pond and feed them to me. I love stale bread! Actual Advice Mallard
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keep your mouth shut and listen for once you'd be amazed how much you can learn

keep your mouth shut and listen for once you'd be amazed how much you can learn Actual Advice Mallard
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recycle your dog and cat shit mail to: Westboro baptist church c/o fredrick waldron phelps sr. 3791 SW 12st street Topeka, KS 66604

recycle your dog and cat shit mail to: Westboro baptist church c/o fredrick waldron phelps sr. 3791 SW 12st street Topeka, KS 66604 Actual Advice Mallard
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don't waste your money on 4 paranormal activity movies just get one and watch it 4 times

don't waste your money on 4 paranormal activity movies just get one and watch it 4 times Actual Advice Mallard
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hide your birthday on facebook only your real friends will actually remember it

hide your birthday on facebook only your real friends will actually remember it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are habitually running late Leave earlier

If you are habitually running late Leave earlier Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't take advice on friendship From someone with "sociopath" in their name

Don't take advice on friendship From someone with
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Need to charge a device at the airport? bring a power splitter in case someone's using the outlet

Need to charge a device at the airport? bring a power splitter in case someone's using the outlet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're hiding a dead body by leaving a dead dog on top of the grave Scatter dead dogs throughout the forest. There's no way the cops will check all of them

If you're hiding a dead body by leaving a dead dog on top of the grave Scatter dead dogs throughout the forest. There's no way the cops will check all of them Actual Advice Mallard
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