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In order to prevent brain freeze, Keep your tongue on the roof of your mouth. It keeps the cold from spreading.

In order to prevent brain freeze, Keep your tongue on the roof of your mouth. It keeps the cold from spreading.  Actual Advice Mallard

Wait about a year to buy one of the new consoles It be cheaper, and you'll don't have to find out that the console you bought is garbage and the other turns out to be much better

Wait about a year to buy one of the new consoles It be cheaper, and you'll don't have to find out that the console you bought is garbage and the other turns out to be much better  Actual Advice Mallard

BUY CLARKS DESERT BOOTS IN BEESWAX LEATHER

BUY CLARKS DESERT BOOTS IN BEESWAX LEATHER  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're so unhappy with a relationship Leave

If you're so unhappy with a relationship Leave  Actual Advice Mallard

Get an on-campus job You'll meet a lot of people, including faculty and staff (which could come in handy someday)

Get an on-campus job You'll meet a lot of people, including faculty and staff (which could come in handy someday)  Actual Advice Mallard

dont let a relationship damage your degree grades. you will get over a breakup, but you wont get over earning a lesser degree than you had hoped for.

dont let a relationship damage your degree grades. you will get over a breakup, but you wont get over earning a lesser degree than you had hoped for.  Actual Advice Mallard

If a cop is tailgating you on the highway in the left lane Don't slow down and show him that you can follow the speed limit. Instead, just get the fuck out of that lane.

If a cop is tailgating you on the highway in the left lane Don't slow down and show him that you can follow the speed limit. Instead, just get the fuck out of that lane.  Actual Advice Mallard

If your girlfriend says that it's okay to say no Don't say no

If your girlfriend says that it's okay to say no Don't say no  Actual Advice Mallard

even the odds for finals show classmates reddit

even the odds for finals show classmates reddit  Actual Advice Mallard

the more flights of stairs you need to climb the cleaner the toilets will generally be

the more flights of stairs you need to climb the cleaner the toilets will generally be  Actual Advice Mallard
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