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Before you go on that date, eat a full meal You'll end up ordering something small and so will she

Before you go on that date, eat a full meal You'll end up ordering something small and so will she Actual Advice Mallard
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Forgot a girls name? Ask what their name is again, dont guess the wrong one

Forgot a girls name? Ask what their name is again, dont guess the wrong one Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is on reddit don't use the advice from there when trying to figure out what to get her for Valentine's day

If your girlfriend is on reddit don't use the advice from there when trying to figure out what to get her for Valentine's day Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to reddit You have to be an asshole

If you want to reddit You have to be an asshole Actual Advice Mallard
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If it's your cakeday and you don't know what to post Just make a meme about not knowing what to post

If it's your cakeday and you don't know what to post Just make a meme about not knowing what to post Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use comic sans Except on a three year old's birthday party invitation. It just looks dumb.

Don't use comic sans Except on a three year old's birthday party invitation. It just looks dumb. Actual Advice Mallard
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To remove all the pee lift up on your ball sack at the end of urination

To remove all the pee lift up on your ball sack at the end of urination Actual Advice Mallard
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women are just human beings with different genitals if they seem weird and alien it's because human beings who are bigger than them tend to chase them, they have to work harder to look attractive to potential mates, and they are attracted to the opposite

women are just human beings with different genitals if they seem weird and alien it's because human beings who are bigger than them tend to chase them, they have to work harder to look attractive to potential mates, and they are attracted to the opposite Actual Advice Mallard
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If a woman calls you from a flower shop and says that you've been selected to send a free bouquet of roses to someone Send them to your girlfriend

If a woman calls you from a flower shop and says that you've been selected to send a free bouquet of roses to someone Send them to your girlfriend Actual Advice Mallard
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obey dear leader

obey dear leader Actual Advice Mallard
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