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Ordering pizza at 4pm in pajamas? ask Dominos to write "get well soon" on your pizza box.

Ordering pizza at 4pm in pajamas? ask Dominos to write
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don't kiss your children or loved ones when you have a cold sore

don't kiss your children or loved ones when you have a cold sore Actual Advice Mallard
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Remove that can of soda a day from your diet It's equivalent to about 25 days worth of your recommended calorie intake per year

Remove that can of soda a day from your diet It's equivalent to about 25 days worth of your recommended calorie intake per year Actual Advice Mallard
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if you dont want your teenager to do something dont constantly remind them not to do it

if you dont want your teenager to do something dont constantly remind them not to do it Actual Advice Mallard
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there is such thing as moderate islam

there is such thing as moderate islam Actual Advice Mallard
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Leave the shaving cream on your face for 3-5 minutes The razor will go through your stubble like a hot knife through butter

Leave the shaving cream on your face for 3-5 minutes The razor will go through your stubble like a hot knife through butter Actual Advice Mallard
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If it might not be a fart its not worth it

If it might not be a fart its not worth it Actual Advice Mallard
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To quickly and easily delete your browser history Press CTRL+Shift+delete

To quickly and easily delete your browser history Press CTRL+Shift+delete Actual Advice Mallard
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When your GF is having her period treat her better and buy her food and movies, it'll make it less of a living hel

When your GF is having her period treat her better and buy her food and movies, it'll make it less of a living hel Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to make a successful redditor's wife meme Just change the wording of an actual advice mallard

If you want to make a successful redditor's wife meme Just change the wording of an actual advice mallard Actual Advice Mallard
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