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Cramping during your period? Browse Reddit with your laptop on your stomach. It works like a heating pad.

Cramping during your period?  Browse Reddit with your laptop on your stomach. It works like a heating pad.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't like the taste of alcohol? Try Amaretto & coke, it tastes just like dr. pepper

Don't like the taste of alcohol? Try Amaretto & coke, it tastes just like dr. pepper  Actual Advice Mallard

cars have turn signals for a reason use them

cars have turn signals for a reason use them  Actual Advice Mallard

If you are color-blind for red/green Don't trust my advice.

If you are color-blind for red/green Don't trust my advice.  Actual Advice Mallard

when ordering drinks at a restaurants ask for no ice you'll get more in your glass and it wont get watered down later on

when ordering drinks at a restaurants ask for no ice you'll get more in your glass and it wont get watered down later on  Actual Advice Mallard

Need karma at night? no you don't. grow the fuck up.

Need karma at night? no you don't. grow the fuck up.  Actual Advice Mallard

Treat dating like an evaluation period If they turn out great, good for you. If not, you'll be able to move on much more easily.

Treat dating like an evaluation period If they turn out great, good for you. If not, you'll be able to move on much more easily.  Actual Advice Mallard

roll a joint instead of packing a bowl you can tell your mom you were constructive today

roll a joint instead of packing a bowl you can tell your mom you were constructive today  Actual Advice Mallard

Have your girlfriend use honey while giving head it soothes her throat, tastes great and generally makes her enjoy it more

Have your girlfriend use honey while giving head it soothes her throat, tastes great and generally makes her enjoy it more  Actual Advice Mallard

If you advertise your business on your car Don't drive like an asshole

If you advertise your business on your car Don't drive like an asshole  Actual Advice Mallard
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