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Women: Some antibiotics make birth control ineffective!

Women: Some antibiotics make birth control ineffective! Actual Advice Mallard
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when you meet someone for the first time, use their name as many times as you can when talking to them It will help you remember their name and also make them feel special. Everyone loves hearing their own name.

when you meet someone for the first time, use their name as many times as you can when talking to them It will help you remember their name and also make them feel special. Everyone loves hearing their own name. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you think woman should sleep with you because you're a nice guy you're not actually a nice guy

if you think woman should sleep with you because you're a nice guy you're not actually a nice guy Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone calls out your racist joke keep calm, apologize, and learn from your mistake.

If someone calls out your racist joke keep calm, apologize, and learn from your mistake. Actual Advice Mallard
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if you're going out with the guys, tell her you'll be home later than you think you actually will she'll be happy to see you earlier than she was expecting and she won't be pissed if you're out later than you planned

if you're going out with the guys, tell her you'll be home later than you think you actually will she'll be happy to see you earlier than she was expecting and she won't be pissed if you're out later than you planned Actual Advice Mallard
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Dont.

Dont. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't use sarcasm while talking to Canadians They don't use sarcasm and you will inadvertently upset them

Don't use sarcasm while talking to Canadians They don't use sarcasm and you will inadvertently upset them Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't bother trying to debate with someone who has a confirmation bias They won't listen, and will often attack you personally. It's not worth the stress.

Don't bother trying to debate with someone who has a confirmation bias They won't listen, and will often attack you personally. It's not worth the stress. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to stop mass murders stop reporting on them, they are usually done by narcissists who feed off the attention.

If you want to stop mass murders stop reporting on them, they are usually done by narcissists who feed off the attention. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are looking to start losing weight try drinking a large glass of water before every meal. you'll get full quicker and eat less, and it keeps you hydrated all day.

If you are looking to start losing weight try drinking a large glass of water before every meal. you'll get full quicker and eat less, and it keeps you hydrated all day. Actual Advice Mallard
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