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Don't memorize your significant other's phone number when you break up delete their number so you can't drunk text or call them

Don't memorize your significant other's phone number when you break up delete their number so you can't drunk text or call them  Actual Advice Mallard

To lengthen your paper increase the font scale to 106%

To lengthen your paper increase the font scale to 106%  Actual Advice Mallard

if you need to use a public restroom always check for toilet paper

if you need to use a public restroom always check for toilet paper  Actual Advice Mallard

Report rude and racist messages you receive on XBOX live you will cut down the amount of children playing the games we see as fun one at a time

Report rude and racist messages you receive on XBOX live you will cut down the amount of children playing the games we see as fun one at a time  Actual Advice Mallard

Watch your attitude. It's the first thing people notice about you.

Watch your attitude. It's the first thing people notice about you.  Actual Advice Mallard

To study for a test, pretend you are able to have a cheat sheet and fill it with as many short and concise notes that would help you pass your test. By the time you are done, you will have successfully studied.

To study for a test, pretend you are able to have a cheat sheet and fill it with as many short and concise notes that would help you pass your test.  By the time you are done, you will have successfully studied.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to stop insomnia LEAVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE/tablets IN A OTHER ROOM WHEN YOU GO TO BED

if you want to stop insomnia LEAVE YOUR FUCKING PHONE/tablets IN A OTHER ROOM WHEN YOU GO TO BED  Actual Advice Mallard

thinking your s.o. is going to change for you? They will not

thinking your s.o. is going to change for you? They will not  Actual Advice Mallard

All the girlfriend advice people give you only works On their previous girlfriends

All the girlfriend advice people give you only works On their previous girlfriends  Actual Advice Mallard

ARE HER NIPPLES ERECT? THEN SHE PROBABLY ISN'T FAKING

ARE HER NIPPLES ERECT? THEN SHE PROBABLY ISN'T FAKING  Actual Advice Mallard
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