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If you enjoy killing animals, but don't want to go to jail go to mcdonalds

If you enjoy killing animals, but don't want to go to jail go to mcdonalds Actual Advice Mallard
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When your girlFriend wants you to pick a place you want to eat at It means pick somewhere she wants to go

When your girlFriend wants you to pick a place you want to eat at It means pick somewhere she wants to go Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to eat Italian Consider wearing dark colored clothing

If you're going to eat Italian Consider wearing dark colored clothing Actual Advice Mallard
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To improve posture and combat unattractive 'shoulder roll' Lie on your back with your palms up for 5-10 mins before bed as you relax to fall asleep and it will go away

To improve posture and combat unattractive 'shoulder roll' Lie on your back with your palms up for 5-10 mins before bed as you relax to fall asleep and it will go away Actual Advice Mallard
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use common sense

use common sense Actual Advice Mallard
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Never, under any circumstance Promise crazy a baby

Never, under any circumstance Promise crazy a baby Actual Advice Mallard
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don't believe everything you read on the internet

don't believe everything you read on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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Not sure which girl's profile you're looking at? It's whichever girl is least attractive in the profile picture

Not sure which girl's profile you're looking at? It's whichever girl is least attractive in the profile picture Actual Advice Mallard
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If you spill some detergent doing laundry Wipe it up with your dirty clothes

If you spill some detergent doing laundry Wipe it up with your dirty clothes Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't go on Reddit at work

Don't go on Reddit at work Actual Advice Mallard
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