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If you need to bypass any security to gain access somewhere...carry an extinguisher no one will stop a guy running with an extinguisher

If you need to bypass any security to gain access somewhere...carry an extinguisher no one will stop a guy running with an extinguisher Actual Advice Mallard
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Feel like you're going to vomit soon? Drink apple juice. When/if you do vomit, it will taste like apple juice.

Feel like you're going to vomit soon? Drink apple juice. When/if you do vomit, it will taste like apple juice. Actual Advice Mallard
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Avoid diverticulitis and hemorrhoids Eat high fiber diet

Avoid diverticulitis and hemorrhoids Eat high fiber diet Actual Advice Mallard
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No jam for your toast? Just put some sugar on it. tastes the same.

No jam for your toast? Just put some sugar on it. tastes the same. Actual Advice Mallard
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Both sugar sweetened sodas and artificially sweetened sodas are associated with increased risk of type 2 diabetes Drink water, teas and coffee instead

Both sugar sweetened sodas and artificially sweetened sodas are associated with increased risk of type 2 diabetes Drink water, teas and coffee instead Actual Advice Mallard
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Facebook is never the place to have arguements with your family

Facebook is never the place to have arguements with your family Actual Advice Mallard
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tricking guys into buying you drinks actually hurts our confidence

tricking guys into buying you drinks actually hurts our confidence Actual Advice Mallard
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if a girl says she hates other girls she's probably a bitch

if a girl says she hates other girls she's probably a bitch Actual Advice Mallard
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put few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before shitting you will never have a poop splash again

put few squares of toilet paper in the bowl before shitting you will never have a poop splash again Actual Advice Mallard
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Shit, Shower, and shave Before a hot date

Shit, Shower, and shave Before a hot date Actual Advice Mallard
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