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To keep from crying when cutting onions Dip your knife in canola oil

To keep from crying when cutting onions Dip your knife in canola oil Actual Advice Mallard
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Having gnat problems around your fruit? put out a small bowl of vinegar

Having gnat problems around your fruit? put out a small bowl of vinegar Actual Advice Mallard
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When taking a dump lay some toilet paper on the water to prevent the cold water from splashing up on your anus

When taking a dump lay some toilet paper on the water to prevent the cold water from splashing up on your anus Actual Advice Mallard
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Order iced coffee without ice you get more coffee and less ice, plus it's still cold

Order iced coffee without ice you get more coffee and less ice, plus it's still cold Actual Advice Mallard
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When reading online dating profiles All you can be certain of is how people choose to represent themselves

When reading online dating profiles All you can be certain of is how people choose to represent themselves Actual Advice Mallard
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cookies stuck to the pan? remove them easily by working some dental floss in between each cookie and the pan

cookies stuck to the pan? remove them easily by working some dental floss in between each cookie and the pan Actual Advice Mallard
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Remember your S.O.'s important days

Remember your S.O.'s important days Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're likely to be drinking all night Stick to beer, do not touch spirits.

If you're likely to be drinking all night Stick to beer, do not touch spirits. Actual Advice Mallard
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After eating spicy food such as spicy chips or hot wings Be sure to thoroughly wash your hands before fingering your gf

After eating spicy food such as spicy chips or hot wings Be sure to thoroughly wash your hands before fingering your gf Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like going to the gym packed with people? Go on Thursday's, Friday's and weekends

Don't like going to the gym packed with people? Go on Thursday's, Friday's and weekends Actual Advice Mallard
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