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Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship

Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex.  It just completely changes the relationship  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't resell your text books to the book store Hang onto them until the start of next semester, then list them on eBay or half.com

Don't resell your text books to the book store  Hang onto them until the start of next semester, then list them on eBay or half.com  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go into a relationship thinking you can change him HE WON'T

Don't go into a relationship thinking you can change him HE WON'T  Actual Advice Mallard

Check out /r/aww It might cheer you up

Check out /r/aww It might cheer you up  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't engrave your electronics Buyback sites like gazelle.com won't give you shit for them

Don't engrave your electronics Buyback sites like gazelle.com won't give you shit for them  Actual Advice Mallard

It is not "Could of" The contraction "could've" comes from "could have" and professors hate the shit out of this.

It is not

to mitigate the carcinogenic radiation risk from the radio in cellular devices use speakerphone

to mitigate the carcinogenic radiation risk from the radio in cellular devices use speakerphone  Actual Advice Mallard

If you want to prevent brain freezes Keep the slushy away from the roof of your mouth

If you want to prevent brain freezes Keep the slushy away from the roof of your mouth  Actual Advice Mallard

I am lovely in a pancake with plenty of plum sauce

I am lovely in a pancake with plenty of plum sauce  Actual Advice Mallard

Just masturbate

Just masturbate   Actual Advice Mallard
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