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if you don't want to lead him on don't let him pay for everything when you're out

if you don't want to lead him on don't let him pay for everything when you're out Actual Advice Mallard
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Thinking about quitting smoking? just do it!

Thinking about quitting smoking? just do it! Actual Advice Mallard
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Can care less about the Super Bowl? Go to ski resorts, beaches, theme parks. Nobody will be there and you wont have wait in line

Can care less about the Super Bowl? Go to ski resorts, beaches, theme parks. Nobody will be there and you wont have wait in line Actual Advice Mallard
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When wondering if the car behind you is a cop or not Look at the headlights. If the yellow blinker is on the outside of the headlights you are usually safe

When wondering if the car behind you is a cop or not Look at the headlights. If the yellow blinker is on the outside of the headlights you are usually safe Actual Advice Mallard
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A watched Post Never Boils

A watched Post Never Boils Actual Advice Mallard
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Before masturbating. Masturbate first then decide whether or not to masturbate

Before masturbating. Masturbate first then decide whether or not to masturbate Actual Advice Mallard
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Force yourself to focus on the positives in life It will become second nature

Force yourself to focus on the positives in life It will become second nature Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't get him to come over to see you - even when it's strictly for sex He's not interested.

If you can't get him to come over to see you - even when it's strictly for sex He's not interested. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can cover the smell of booze and pot by cooking bacon... It wasn't really a party.

If you can cover the smell of booze and pot by cooking bacon... It wasn't really a party. Actual Advice Mallard
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When your car's low engine oil indicator comes on Fill it with oil as soon as possible

When your car's low engine oil indicator comes on Fill it with oil as soon as possible Actual Advice Mallard
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