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If a first date goes really well, don't have sex make plans to meet up again, they will realize you are actually interested

If a first date goes really well, don't have sex make plans to meet up again, they will realize you are actually interested Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want more karma than obvious bullshit complain about the obvious bullshit

if you want more karma than obvious bullshit complain about the obvious bullshit Actual Advice Mallard
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Erection won't go away? Rub simple hand lotion on penis for 10-15 minutes

Erection won't go away? Rub simple hand lotion on penis for 10-15 minutes Actual Advice Mallard
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If a woman is hitting you in a relationship hit her back, equal rights deserve equal lefts

If a woman is hitting you in a relationship hit her back, equal rights deserve equal lefts Actual Advice Mallard
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if your friend is cheating Tell them to break up with their s/o, no one deserves that

if your friend is cheating Tell them to break up with their s/o, no one deserves that Actual Advice Mallard
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If your mom can't find it nobody can

If your mom can't find it nobody can Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to double check age of consent to make sure dating is okay You probably shouldn't be dating

If you have to double check age of consent to make sure dating is okay You probably shouldn't be dating Actual Advice Mallard
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if you want your OC to do well say your friend did it so people don't think you're an attention whore

if you want your OC to do well say your friend did it so people don't think you're an attention whore Actual Advice Mallard
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When deciding what to eat at a restaraunt ask what the chefs favourite dish to cook is. they'll most likely enjoy making it and you won't be dissapointed

When deciding what to eat at a restaraunt ask what the chefs favourite dish to cook is. they'll most likely enjoy making it and you won't be dissapointed Actual Advice Mallard
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Pack your own Lunch You'll save $1000's/year and lose weight to boot.

Pack your own Lunch You'll save $1000's/year and lose weight to boot. Actual Advice Mallard
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