Actual Advice Mallard

If you're in a bad place There's always someone ready to help

If you're in a bad place There's always someone ready to help  Actual Advice Mallard

if you hate coming into work everyday find a new job

if you hate coming into work everyday find a new job  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have trouble with remembering things Uhhhhhh.damn.

If you have trouble with remembering things Uhhhhhh.damn.  Actual Advice Mallard

appreciate some good service at a restaurant? show it with a 20% tip

appreciate some good service at a restaurant? show it with a 20% tip  Actual Advice Mallard

Just Because they're your oldest friend Doesn't make them your best friend.

Just Because they're your oldest friend Doesn't make them your best friend.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you ever find yourself in quicksand, just lay down. Instead of sinking, you will float.

If you ever find yourself in quicksand, just lay down. Instead of sinking, you will float.  Actual Advice Mallard

Make Studying a hobby.

 Make Studying a hobby.  Actual Advice Mallard

if a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom Stay away

if a girl tells you that you don't have to wear a condom Stay away  Actual Advice Mallard

if you get offered a trade in fantasy baseball and everyone is saying it will help you most likely it will help everyone except you

if you get offered a trade in fantasy baseball and everyone is saying it will help you most likely it will help everyone except you  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking about getting married? Don't.

Thinking about getting married? Don't.  Actual Advice Mallard
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