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If you're thinking about dropping $200 on an ipod, check craigslist for an iphone 4. Double the memory, better camera, and $100 less.

If you're thinking about dropping $200 on an ipod,  check craigslist for an iphone 4. 
Double the memory, better camera, and $100 less.  Actual Advice Mallard

To screw with the douche behind you in the checkout line reset the credit card machine by holding down all four corner buttons

To screw with the douche behind you in the checkout line reset the credit card machine by holding down all four corner buttons  Actual Advice Mallard

Worried about looking big? wear clothes that fit you rather than baggy clothes

Worried about looking big? wear clothes that fit you rather than baggy clothes  Actual Advice Mallard

Make a point to not talk to your friends about every conflict with your S.O. When things work themselves out you'll have saved yourself a lot of embarrassment

Make a point to not talk to your friends about every conflict with your S.O. When things work themselves out you'll have saved yourself a lot of embarrassment    Actual Advice Mallard

If you want a girl to agree to marry you Don't tell her you're about to blow a lot of money on a gaming PC

If you want a girl to agree to marry you Don't tell her you're about to blow a lot of money on a gaming PC  Actual Advice Mallard

Cutting an onion? Keep one eye open until it starts to water. Then switch.

Cutting an onion?  Keep one eye open until it starts to water.  Then switch.  Actual Advice Mallard

Pedro Julio es... una VERGUENZA para nuestra familia

Pedro Julio es... una VERGUENZA para nuestra familia  Actual Advice Mallard

Guys You can make decisions about dinner too

Guys You can make decisions about dinner too  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't trust third party paintballer dealers you may end up with a broken gun in the mail

Don't trust third party paintballer dealers you may end up with a broken gun in the mail  Actual Advice Mallard

be nice in general

be nice in general  Actual Advice Mallard
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