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Don't post on Reddit you're not as funny as you think you are

Don't post on Reddit you're not as funny as you think you are  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to meet fit girls? Run a half marathon.

Want to meet fit girls? Run a half marathon.  Actual Advice Mallard

if you can't speak to me in english yelling in spanish won't help me understand you better

if you can't speak to me in english yelling in spanish won't help me understand you better  Actual Advice Mallard

Avoid trampolines and slip-n-slides at all costs They are fucking death machines

Avoid trampolines and slip-n-slides at all costs They are fucking death machines  Actual Advice Mallard

if you're a high schooler on reddit don't say or do anything

if you're a high schooler on reddit don't say or do anything  Actual Advice Mallard

If you're applying for jobs, get a friend to call your references first, so you know whether It'll be a good reference or not.

If you're applying for jobs, get a friend to call your references first,  so you know whether It'll be a good reference or not.  Actual Advice Mallard

If someone gets dumped, don't insult their ex.

If someone gets dumped, don't insult their ex.  Actual Advice Mallard

Try to wait a year after the next gen consoles release. They will most likely be cheaper, have more games, and have a slim version.

Try to wait a year after the next gen consoles release.  They will most likely be cheaper, have more games, and have a slim version.   Actual Advice Mallard

Don't eat at KFC junk food is gonna kill you slow and painfully

Don't eat at KFC junk food is gonna kill you slow and painfully  Actual Advice Mallard

accidentally closed a tab? ctrl + shift + t

accidentally closed a tab? ctrl + shift + t  Actual Advice Mallard
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