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my acceptance of you is based solely on whether or not you have bread

my acceptance of you is based solely on whether or not you have bread Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't know when you have your cake day? Go to your profile and hover with your mouse over "Redditor for x months"

Don't know when you have your cake day? Go to your profile and hover with your mouse over
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you can heal a broken heart with drugs, alcohol, and sex

you can heal a broken heart with drugs, alcohol, and sex Actual Advice Mallard
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When gas pedal is stuck Place the gearbox in neutral and then brake.

When gas pedal is stuck Place the gearbox in neutral and then brake. Actual Advice Mallard
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stop wasting time on reddit. go read a fucking book. Seriously.

stop wasting time on reddit. go read a fucking book. Seriously. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your high school friends try to talk you out of going to college try your hardest to get into a college

If your high school friends try to talk you out of going to college try your hardest to get into a college Actual Advice Mallard
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Computer running slow? Install Linux.

Computer running slow? Install Linux. Actual Advice Mallard
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If a random stranger emails you asking for money for help He is not really a Nigerian prince

If a random stranger emails you asking for money for help He is not really a Nigerian prince Actual Advice Mallard
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Use the test function on a Ti-84 and put the problem into y= What ever number variable equals 1 is the awnser

Use the test function on a Ti-84 and put the problem into y= What ever number variable equals 1 is the awnser Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are taking a dish to a potluck and want there to be leftovers, mark the dish Vegan. Non-vegans will assume it's less tasty and move on.

If you are taking a dish to a potluck and want there to be leftovers, mark the dish Vegan. Non-vegans will assume it's less tasty and move on. Actual Advice Mallard
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