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Need more time to write a paper? Change the file extension of a picture from .jpg to .doc, submit the picture turned into a paper and when the teacher gets an error while trying to open it they will think it's their fault and ask you to resubmit the next

Need more time to write a paper? Change the file extension of a picture from .jpg to .doc, submit the picture turned into a paper and when the teacher gets an error while trying to open it they will think it's their fault and ask you to resubmit the next Actual Advice Mallard
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To rid of any religious door-to-door goers, Just try to sell them drugs when you answer the door.

To rid of any religious door-to-door goers, Just try to sell them drugs when you answer the door. Actual Advice Mallard
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Try showing your wife what you like You will develop more intimacy and get it the way you want

Try showing your wife what you like You will develop more intimacy and get it the way you want Actual Advice Mallard
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If consenting adults want to have sex don't fucking judge them. It's not your place to decide what's right or wrong for them.

If consenting adults want to have sex don't fucking judge them. It's not your place to decide what's right or wrong for them. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't murder anyone.

Don't murder anyone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Ask your credit card company for a lower interest rate. If you have one available they will not give it to you unless you ask.

Ask your credit card company for a lower interest rate. If you have one available they will not give it to you unless you ask. Actual Advice Mallard
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There's only one rule in a marriage; if she isn't happy, then you aren't happy and if she's unhappy long enough then you're going to be unhappy with half your stuff

There's only one rule in a marriage; if she isn't happy, then you aren't happy and if she's unhappy long enough then you're going to be unhappy with half your stuff Actual Advice Mallard
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Whenever you buy fish Make sure you smell it first. Fresh fish has no smell.

Whenever you buy fish Make sure you smell it first. Fresh fish has no smell. Actual Advice Mallard
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Worried about your bra and panties not matching? Don't wear any.

Worried about your bra and panties not matching? Don't wear any. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't leave a five-star review listing your changes to a recipe Leave a three star review with a link to your own recipe

Don't leave a five-star review listing your changes to a recipe Leave a three star review with a link to your own recipe Actual Advice Mallard
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