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Always Wipe Front to back

Always Wipe Front to back Actual Advice Mallard
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If you have to force it It's probably not worth it

If you have to force it It's probably not worth it Actual Advice Mallard
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When you're sleeping in the same bed as a woman spend and extra 5 minutes after you wake up but before you get up to cuddle with her. She'll love it

When you're sleeping in the same bed as a woman spend and extra 5 minutes after you wake up but before you get up to cuddle with her. She'll love it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you press 666 on your phone It spells mom

If you press 666 on your phone It spells mom Actual Advice Mallard
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use oil to grease a pan not butter butter burns

use oil to grease a pan not butter butter burns Actual Advice Mallard
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hey, you. get back to work

hey, you. get back to work Actual Advice Mallard
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If you find a locked safe in your house and want to open it call a locksmith instead of trying random combinations from strangers on the internet

If you find a locked safe in your house and want to open it call a locksmith instead of trying random combinations from strangers on the internet Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want to learn how to make better posts spend time in /new

If you want to learn how to make better posts spend time in /new Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're going to 69 Don't let him be on top

If you're going to 69 Don't let him be on top Actual Advice Mallard
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Kissing a girl and don't know what to do with your hands? It's called hugging. Females enjoy this.

Kissing a girl and don't know what to do with your hands? It's called hugging. Females enjoy this. Actual Advice Mallard
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