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If you have less than $2.25 on your metro card You can add small amounts by selecting "other amounts" on the machines

If you have less than $2.25 on your metro card You can add small amounts by selecting
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Have Brain freeze? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth This warms the nerves responsible for the illusion of brain freeze

Have Brain freeze? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth This warms the nerves responsible for the illusion of brain freeze Actual Advice Mallard
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don't go for walks at night

don't go for walks at night Actual Advice Mallard
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Donate bottled water and nonperishable food to victims of the recent tornadoes It will benefit them greatly as they are trying to figure out how to get their lives back together

Donate bottled water and nonperishable food to victims of the recent tornadoes It will benefit them greatly as they are trying to figure out how to get their lives back together Actual Advice Mallard
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when someone you've just started dating tells you all their exs are crazy end it immediately

when someone you've just started dating tells you all their exs are crazy end it immediately Actual Advice Mallard
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going outside? make sure you have your pants on

going outside? make sure you have your pants on Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are going to dig a 10-12 foot hole to bury that body make sure you bring a ladder.

If you are going to dig a 10-12 foot hole to bury that body make sure you bring a ladder. Actual Advice Mallard
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Afraid roommates will use your bed when you're gone? Leave a bottle of lotion on it with tissues spread everywhere

Afraid roommates will use your bed when you're gone? Leave a bottle of lotion on it with tissues spread everywhere Actual Advice Mallard
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Drop an egg on the floor? Sprinkle salt on it and wait a few minutes, the salt will solidify the egg and you can pick it right up.

Drop an egg on the floor? Sprinkle salt on it and wait a few minutes, the salt will solidify the egg and you can pick it right up. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't tell a stranger at the bar that you just met That you used to do meth

Don't tell a stranger at the bar that you just met That you used to do meth Actual Advice Mallard
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