Actual Advice Mallard

If you grill your kids about sleeping out They will drink and drive

If you grill your kids about sleeping out They will drink and drive  Actual Advice Mallard

Just because a girl fucks you, doesn't mean she like you just because a girl likes you, doesn't mean she wants to fuck you

Just because a girl fucks you, doesn't mean she like you  just because a girl likes you, doesn't mean she wants to fuck you  Actual Advice Mallard

if you havent agreed on what to do if she gets pregnant you shouldnt have sex

if you havent agreed on what to do if she gets pregnant you shouldnt have sex  Actual Advice Mallard

If your boyfriend hits you, get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of men on Earth that won't hit you This meme is a lie. It was written from a womans perspective. If he hits you,you probably deserved it because: Your being a b

If your boyfriend hits you, 
get out now. It will never stop, and there are literally billions of men on Earth that won't hit you This meme is a lie. It was written from a womans perspective. If he hits you,you probably deserved it because: Your being a b  Actual Advice Mallard

If you go to bed with an itchy butt you will wake up with a stinky finger

If you go to bed with an itchy butt you will wake up with a stinky finger  Actual Advice Mallard

Do not make decisions while you are horny You will be more focused on trying to satisfy yourself rather than weighing the consequences of your decision.

Do not make decisions while you are horny You will be more focused on trying to satisfy yourself rather than weighing the consequences of your decision.   Actual Advice Mallard

if you enjoy masturbating better than having sex it's time to call it quits

if you enjoy masturbating better than having sex  it's time to call it quits   Actual Advice Mallard

dont rinse white rice since white rice is refined, vitamins and minerals are added onto the surface

dont rinse white rice since white rice is refined, vitamins and minerals are added onto the surface  Actual Advice Mallard

Sleep Cycle Messed Up? Go outside and hang out in the sun. The sun is how your body knows to readjust its internal clock

Sleep Cycle Messed Up?  Go outside and hang out in the sun. The sun is how your body knows to readjust its internal clock  Actual Advice Mallard

keep an open mind at your first concert most bands do not sound the same live

keep an open mind at your first concert most bands do not sound the same live  Actual Advice Mallard
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