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soak your kabob sticks in water beore using the meat wont stick and the kabob wont splinter

soak your kabob sticks in water beore using the meat wont stick and the kabob wont splinter  Actual Advice Mallard

put a piece of toilet paper in the bowl when you poop it will prevent splash and muffle any "plop" sounds

put a piece of toilet paper in the bowl when you poop it will prevent splash and muffle any

Best way to prevent forest fires? Don't leave a bear in charge of giving you advice

Best way to prevent forest fires?  Don't leave a bear in charge of giving you advice  Actual Advice Mallard

Make sure you're more prepared for marriage than only for a wedding

Make sure you're more prepared for marriage than only for a wedding   Actual Advice Mallard

If you think you smell You probably do

If you think you smell You probably do  Actual Advice Mallard

if your wife/girlfriend asks if her ass looks big tell her it's because her waist got smaller

if your wife/girlfriend asks if her ass looks big tell her it's because her waist got smaller  Actual Advice Mallard

gun control! ha! you think you want gun control

gun control! ha!  you think you want gun control  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have a butane torch and Peeps Roast those yellow and pink devils for authentic Fire roasted marshmellow goodness

If you have a butane torch and Peeps Roast those yellow and pink devils for authentic Fire roasted marshmellow goodness  Actual Advice Mallard

your on /r/new time to go to sleep

your on /r/new time to go to sleep  Actual Advice Mallard

if you want to buy your wife some clothes but you're unsure of her size don't

if you want to buy your wife some clothes but you're unsure of her size don't  Actual Advice Mallard
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