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don't ask your friends if you look good if you're the last one to be ready they'll say anything looks good just to get you out the door

don't ask your friends if you look good if you're the last one to be ready they'll say anything looks good just to get you out the door Actual Advice Mallard
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Wrap the burrito in a wet paper towel before microwaving the tortilla will be extra soft and without those hard folds

Wrap the burrito in a wet paper towel before microwaving the tortilla will be extra soft and without those hard folds Actual Advice Mallard
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Neither the xbox one nor the playstation 4 have come out yet stop arguing over which one is better

Neither the xbox one nor the playstation 4 have come out yet stop arguing over which one is better Actual Advice Mallard
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When buying Broccoli or leeks Snap off the stalk or sheaths before weighing. Only do this at the supermarket, don't fuck over your greengrocer.

When buying Broccoli or leeks Snap off the stalk or sheaths before weighing. Only do this at the supermarket, don't fuck over your greengrocer. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO FIND AND CLICK THE UNSUBSCRIBE LINK IN UNWANTED EMAILS VERSUS JUST DELETING THEM you'll get less spam

IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO FIND AND CLICK THE UNSUBSCRIBE LINK IN UNWANTED EMAILS VERSUS JUST DELETING THEM you'll get less spam Actual Advice Mallard
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/r/GoneWild offline? Try /r/Boobies. And the pictures are better.

/r/GoneWild offline? Try /r/Boobies. And the pictures are better. Actual Advice Mallard
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if someone is really mad, don't argue, don't try to calm them down. just let them burn off their rage They have many more years experience at being angry than you do at working retail

if someone is really mad, don't argue, don't try to calm them down. just let them burn off their rage They have many more years experience at being angry than you do at working retail Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't get back to your ex You didn't break-up for nothing

Don't get back to your ex You didn't break-up for nothing Actual Advice Mallard
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When someone says they heard it on fox news Walk away because you can't fix stupid

When someone says they heard it on fox news Walk away because you can't fix stupid Actual Advice Mallard
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cloth too thin to be used as an oven mit? Soak it in cold water

cloth too thin to be used as an oven mit? Soak it in cold water Actual Advice Mallard
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