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If you decided to have children Raise them

If you decided to have children Raise them  Actual Advice Mallard

if one of a parrots words is "ouch" don't put your finger in the cage

if one of a parrots words is

If a show uses a laugh track It probably isn't funny

If a show uses a laugh track It probably isn't funny  Actual Advice Mallard

If you loan someone something, take a photo. Then they can't claim they never borrowed it, and you won't forget they did.

If you loan someone something, take a photo. Then they can't claim they never borrowed it, and you won't forget they did.  Actual Advice Mallard

If she cheated on someone else with you She's almost certainly gonna cheat on you with someone else

If she cheated on someone else with you She's almost certainly gonna cheat on you with someone else  Actual Advice Mallard

Get The New Infernus Card. You'll Win Every Duel.

Get The New Infernus Card. You'll Win Every Duel.  Actual Advice Mallard

If you aren't sure if you should drive Don't drive

If you aren't sure if you should drive Don't drive  Actual Advice Mallard

Keep it simple Don't have kids, get married, or make major purchases like a house because your generation will never be financially independent.

Keep it simple Don't have kids, get married, or make major purchases like a house because your generation will never be  financially independent.   Actual Advice Mallard

ahaha Olha pra mim , sou um pato

ahaha Olha pra mim , sou um pato  Actual Advice Mallard

date someone who sees and treats you as their equal not their bitch

date someone who sees and treats you as their equal not their bitch  Actual Advice Mallard
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