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Don't freak out when the name of someone you know is called at Graduation. Everyone in the room loses at least a little respect for both you AND the graduate.

Don't freak out when the name of someone you know is called at Graduation. Everyone in the room loses at least a little respect for both you AND the graduate.  Actual Advice Mallard

check your privacy settings regularly

check your privacy settings regularly  Actual Advice Mallard

If you see a falcon with a camera, try to fly aw....

If you see a falcon with a camera, try to fly aw....   Actual Advice Mallard

If you start to doubt yourself during a test stick with your original answer

If you start to doubt yourself during a test stick with your original answer  Actual Advice Mallard

If a teacher asks the class what they are doing for the weekend tell him/her, they are checking if they should give homework or not

If a teacher asks the class what they are doing for the weekend tell him/her, they are checking if they should give homework or not  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't take advice from a duck

 Don't take advice from a duck  Actual Advice Mallard

often make the login on reddit? hit tab twice to select the login form

often make the login on reddit? hit tab twice 
to select the login form  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have the patience to wake your boyfriend up nicely Wake him up with a handjob/blowjob. It'll get him up and he won't be grumpy.

If you don't have the patience to wake your boyfriend up  nicely Wake him up with a handjob/blowjob. It'll get him up and he won't be grumpy.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't try to understand women TRY UNDERSTANDING THE SUBTILITIES OF BODY LANGUAGE FIRST

Don't try to understand women TRY UNDERSTANDING THE SUBTILITIES OF BODY LANGUAGE FIRST  Actual Advice Mallard

When having sex to music, set it to a live soundtrack That way you'll get applause every 3-4 minutes

When having sex to music, set it to a live soundtrack That way you'll get applause every 3-4 minutes  Actual Advice Mallard
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