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Place a koosh ball in your backyard The lightning won't strike your house

Place a koosh ball in your backyard The lightning won't strike your house Actual Advice Mallard
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if your so cheats on you, don't get too mad at the other person. he/she is not accountable or beholden to you, unless he/she happens to be a relative or a close friend. instead, direct your anger at your cheating-ass partner. the other person may not even

if your so cheats on you, don't get too mad at the other person. he/she is not accountable or beholden to you, unless he/she happens to be a relative or a close friend. instead, direct your anger at your cheating-ass partner. the other person may not even Actual Advice Mallard
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Spend 200 dollars on a tablet, and learn to "get" pdf's of your textbooks for free

Spend 200 dollars on a tablet, and learn to
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if you're going to fight with your spouse don't do it in front of your kid

if you're going to fight with your spouse don't do it in front of your kid Actual Advice Mallard
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If you want more sex Don't call women sluts for having it

If you want more sex Don't call women sluts for having it Actual Advice Mallard
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Wear non-flammable gloves When sanding wood by hand

Wear non-flammable gloves When sanding wood by hand Actual Advice Mallard
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If your GF dumps you but offers to still have sex with you Don't do it. Just Don't

If your GF dumps you but offers to still have sex with you Don't do it. Just Don't Actual Advice Mallard
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If she says she took birth control obviously she did

If she says she took birth control obviously she did Actual Advice Mallard
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If you are accused of stealing something you actually stole Hide It In an obscure place. They'll think that they misplaced it

If you are accused of stealing something you actually stole Hide It In an obscure place. They'll think that they misplaced it Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get shot in the face with a shotgun. Next time, make sure you say "Rabbit Season"

If you get shot in the face with a shotgun. Next time, make sure you say
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