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Ladies, If you like a man Sleep in his favorite shirt so he can't leave in the morning

Ladies, If you like a man Sleep in his favorite shirt so he can't leave in the morning  Actual Advice Mallard

if a cop says you have a right to an attorney fucking use it

if a cop says you have a right to an attorney fucking use it  Actual Advice Mallard

Get a great haircut before having your license picture taken Show it to your barber when he asks what you want

Get a great haircut before having your license picture taken Show it to your barber when he asks what you want  Actual Advice Mallard

IF YOU WERE BORN AFTER 1991 YOU CAN'T REALLY SAY YOU ENJOYED THE 90'S

IF YOU WERE BORN AFTER 1991 YOU CAN'T REALLY SAY YOU ENJOYED THE 90'S  Actual Advice Mallard

If you don't have a full-time job, school, gland problems, or kids to take care of You have no excuse to be fat

If you don't have a full-time job, school, gland problems, or kids to take care of You have no excuse to be fat  Actual Advice Mallard

Remember: memes are made by people on the internet Just because the duck says it's good advice doesn't mean it is.

Remember: memes are made by people on the internet Just because the duck says it's good advice doesn't mean it is.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't go to a corporate type tax prep place like H&R Block. They are usually just somebody charging you to use step by step software you can find online at home. Instead find a local CPA. It'll cost the same but a lot of firms offer financial planning an

Don't go to a corporate type tax prep place like H&R Block. They are usually just somebody charging you to use step by step software you can find online at home.  Instead find a local CPA. It'll cost the same but a lot of firms offer financial planning an  Actual Advice Mallard

if having sex for first time don't say it's your first time

if having sex for first time  don't say it's your first time  Actual Advice Mallard

don't try to force a square peg into a round hole

don't try to force a square peg into a round hole  Actual Advice Mallard

Talk to your coworker who always looks miserable theres probably a reason

Talk to your coworker who always looks miserable theres probably a reason  Actual Advice Mallard
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