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Stop over-using this meme people will get sick of it quicker

Stop over-using this meme people will get sick of it quicker  Actual Advice Mallard

If your bread goes stale, Microwave it with a piece of paper towel over it. It will absorb the moisture and become soft again

If your bread goes stale, Microwave it with a piece of paper towel over it. It will absorb the moisture and become soft again  Actual Advice Mallard

tip your bartender a 10 on the first drink you'll get quicker service and stiffer drinks

tip your bartender a 10 on the first drink you'll get quicker service and stiffer drinks  Actual Advice Mallard

NEVER PUT YOUR FAVORITE SONG AS YOUR ALARM CLOCK

NEVER PUT YOUR FAVORITE SONG AS YOUR ALARM CLOCK  Actual Advice Mallard

Floss You won't regret it

Floss You won't regret it  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't change the font on memes Reddit will down vote the shit out of you

Don't change the font on memes Reddit will down vote the shit out of you  Actual Advice Mallard

Vote for Andrew Sang He is the best

Vote for Andrew Sang He is the best  Actual Advice Mallard

When someone is feeling sad and tells you about their problems It is NOT the right time to tell them stories about people who have had worse problems

When someone is feeling sad and tells you about their problems It is NOT the right time to tell them stories about people who have had worse problems  Actual Advice Mallard

Most of the time you aren't friendzoned because you are a "nice Guy" It's because you are unattractive

Most of the time you aren't friendzoned because you are a

Just say what you mean don't expect me to figure it out

Just say what you mean don't expect me to figure it out  Actual Advice Mallard
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