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If all her friends are bitches She's probably a bitch too.

If all her friends are bitches She's probably a bitch too.  Actual Advice Mallard

Thinking about jumping on the karma train? Masturbate first and then decide if its still a good idea

Thinking about jumping on the karma train? Masturbate first and then decide if its still a good idea  Actual Advice Mallard

If you have crappy store-bought chocolate chip cookies Microwave them for 10 seconds, they're like fresh out of the oven

If you have crappy store-bought chocolate chip cookies Microwave them for 10 seconds, they're like fresh out of the oven  Actual Advice Mallard

movies with the release date and other info in the top and bottom margins of the screen almost always suck

movies with the release date and other info in the top and bottom margins of the screen  almost always suck  Actual Advice Mallard

Women look for more personality traits Than nice.

Women look for more personality traits Than nice.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you get your memes mixed up you're gonna have a bad time

If you get your memes mixed up you're gonna have a bad time  Actual Advice Mallard

don't go to lemonparty.org it's a shock site

don't go to lemonparty.org it's a shock site  Actual Advice Mallard

Someone used a Sharpie on the whiteboard? Write over it with a dry erase marker. It will wipe right off.

Someone used a Sharpie on the whiteboard? Write over it with a dry erase marker. It will wipe right off.   Actual Advice Mallard

If you get windows 8 download classic shell to get the start menu back

If you get windows 8 download classic shell to get the start menu back  Actual Advice Mallard

In a traffic jam on the highway? Fall back, driving slow and steady instead of braking and speeding to the next dead stop in traffic. You'll help contribute to the solution.

In a traffic jam on the highway?   Fall back, driving slow and steady instead of braking and speeding to the next dead stop in traffic.  You'll help contribute to the solution.  Actual Advice Mallard
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