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don't smile at random strangers if you travel abroad in most of the world it's viewed as stupid, aggressive, theatening, or suggestive

don't smile at random strangers if you travel abroad in most of the world it's viewed as stupid, aggressive, theatening, or suggestive  Actual Advice Mallard

/r/meme Is the new /r/AdviceAnimals

/r/meme  Is the new /r/AdviceAnimals  Actual Advice Mallard

don't trust any tils with a brand name in them

don't trust any tils with a brand name in them  Actual Advice Mallard

Stop complaining about your weight Join a gym and stop eating pizza every day

Stop complaining about your weight Join a gym and stop eating pizza every day  Actual Advice Mallard

An easy way to get Karma is to post something people agree with.

An easy way to get Karma is to post something people agree with.  Actual Advice Mallard

Don't draw your eyebrows on

Don't draw your eyebrows on  Actual Advice Mallard

want to impress a girl? recite a heartfelt haiku

want to impress a girl? recite a heartfelt haiku  Actual Advice Mallard

Want to keep halo 2 alive? Sign the petition at tinyurl.com/savehalo2

Want to keep halo 2 alive? Sign the petition at tinyurl.com/savehalo2  Actual Advice Mallard

Find a good mate AVOID BARS/CLUBS. tHAT'S WHERE LOSERS GO WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A GOOD MATE

Find a good mate AVOID BARS/CLUBS. tHAT'S WHERE LOSERS GO WHEN THEY CAN'T FIND A GOOD MATE  Actual Advice Mallard

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