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only loan money to others if you're comfortable with not getting paid back it will save you some drama if they don't pay up

only loan money to others if you're comfortable with not getting paid back it will save you some drama if they don't pay up Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can imagine your best (guy) friend jerking off, and it intrigues you, Unfriendzone and give it a whirl, it might just work out.

If you can imagine your best (guy) friend jerking off, and it intrigues you, Unfriendzone and give it a whirl, it might just work out. Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't treat your husband like he's not as important as the kids When they're married and out of the house, you'll be alone.

Don't treat your husband like he's not as important as the kids When they're married and out of the house, you'll be alone. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend says do whatever you want i don't care Just do whatever you wanted in the first place and enjoy yourself for now

If your girlfriend says do whatever you want i don't care Just do whatever you wanted in the first place and enjoy yourself for now Actual Advice Mallard
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Get promoted by keeping your obnoxious liberal opinions to yourself

Get promoted by keeping your obnoxious liberal opinions to yourself Actual Advice Mallard
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uproning to the left is fucking brave

uproning to the left is fucking brave Actual Advice Mallard
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your friends have no interest in seeing your poop

your friends have no interest in seeing your poop Actual Advice Mallard
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To avoid being friendzoned Stop assuming every female you interact with is obliged to at some point fuck or date you

To avoid being friendzoned Stop assuming every female you interact with is obliged to at some point fuck or date you Actual Advice Mallard
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if you need public assistance to get by, and you hope to get off public assistance soon you probably shouldn't be buying things like the newest iphone

if you need public assistance to get by, and you hope to get off public assistance soon you probably shouldn't be buying things like the newest iphone Actual Advice Mallard
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When trying to move a baby deer, never pick it up with your bare hands. The smell of humans will often make the mother abandon it. Instead, use some long grass as a barrier between yourself and it

When trying to move a baby deer, never pick it up with your bare hands. The smell of humans will often make the mother abandon it. Instead, use some long grass as a barrier between yourself and it Actual Advice Mallard
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