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your poop is not as awesome as you think it is.

your poop is not as awesome as you think it is. Actual Advice Mallard
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IF YOU HAVE SEX EXPECT A BABY, REGARDLESS OF BIRTH CONTROL.

IF YOU HAVE SEX EXPECT A BABY, REGARDLESS OF BIRTH CONTROL. Actual Advice Mallard
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Insert not funny advice here

Insert not funny advice here Actual Advice Mallard
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Everyone in life has baggage What matters is how you carry it

Everyone in life has baggage What matters is how you carry it Actual Advice Mallard
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Need to read a large portion of a textbook for homework, but don't have time? read the first and last three pages, then the first sentences of every paragraph in between

Need to read a large portion of a textbook for homework, but don't have time? read the first and last three pages, then the first sentences of every paragraph in between Actual Advice Mallard
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Before going to a strip club MASTURBATE

Before going to a strip club MASTURBATE Actual Advice Mallard
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annoyed by youtube ads? install ADBLOCK to your browser.

annoyed by youtube ads? install ADBLOCK to your browser. Actual Advice Mallard
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Short on winter clothing? Wear pajama pants under loose jeans. Your legs will be wrapped in warm cotton all day.

Short on winter clothing? Wear pajama pants under loose jeans. Your legs will be wrapped in warm cotton all day. Actual Advice Mallard
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Save your family Start planning for the country's collapse

Save your family Start planning for the country's collapse Actual Advice Mallard
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What's the difference between YOU and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...and I forget how it ends but your mothers a whore!

What's the difference between YOU and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...and I forget how it ends but your mothers a whore! Actual Advice Mallard
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