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When shaving, use conditioner instead of shaving cream It works better and it's one less product to buy

When shaving, use conditioner instead of shaving cream It works better and it's one less product to buy Actual Advice Mallard
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If you murder someone, do not bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog... and then dig up your death sentence

If you murder someone, do not bury the victim 6-10 feet underneath a dead dog Body-sniffing hounds will dig up the dead dog... and then dig up your death sentence Actual Advice Mallard
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A fedora does not make you a sharp dressed man

A fedora does not make you a sharp dressed man Actual Advice Mallard
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You Can Ejaculate, too Just Relax, it's completly natural, has nothing to Do with peeing and you and you and your partner will have a lot of fun

You Can Ejaculate, too Just Relax, it's completly natural, has nothing to Do with peeing and you and you and your partner will have a lot of fun Actual Advice Mallard
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90% of not being a dick is empathizing with others. the other 10% is treating them accordingly.

90% of not being a dick is empathizing with others. the other 10% is treating them accordingly. Actual Advice Mallard
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No Matter how hot she is, if she asks your opinion on abortion on the first date RUN

No Matter how hot she is, if she asks your opinion on abortion on the first date RUN Actual Advice Mallard
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batteries getting expensive? Take them out of your vibrator when you're done. they still use energy, even if it's off.

batteries getting expensive? Take them out of your vibrator when you're done. they still use energy, even if it's off. Actual Advice Mallard
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she sounded kinda mad she said "you're such a duck"

she sounded kinda mad she said
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he was talking smack so i sent that Aflac duck to the hospital

he was talking smack so i sent that Aflac duck to the hospital Actual Advice Mallard
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Why do I not speak spanish? No me goose-ta

Why do I not speak spanish? No me goose-ta Actual Advice Mallard
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